Provincial Letters

Far from the mad crowds of the city, Blaise Pascal passed comment on the strange behaviour of this urban contemporaries in his Provincial Letters. The connection between them and this blog is somewhat tenuous.

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My star sign in Superstition. And I didn't believe in reincarnation last time, either. The only thing I can't tolerate is intolerance. I am a fanatical ant-fanaticist. I am bigotted only where bigots are concerned. I am a fundamentalist atheist. I'm proud to be a product of evolution; I know it in my genes.

Thursday, December 16, 2004

Posted @ 19:00The Visible Man

Following a freak accident involving a gas chromatograph, a pair of Jimmy Choo shoes and a jam doughnut, Frank Seltzer was rendered visible...

...unfortunately, he discovered that all the invisible people could no longer see him (obviously invisible people can see each other). He also couldn't see any of the invisible objects in the world (of which there are a great number). It was further unfortunate that he could still feel the invisible people and the invisible objects and walk into them, trip over them and generally interact with them.

Mayhem ensues.

[I'm sure this would make a great film. But I can just see them casting Jim Carrey in the part of Frank Seltzer and ruining it.]


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